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16 January 2004

E-Bulletin Backscatter

A Desperate Plea

Dear SAS:

I am a student working for a scientist at Mayo Clinic. He had a white SAS cup until last week when I destroyed it. If I don't replace it he will kill me as he values your organization very much. I also (while looking to purchase a new cup), am impressed with SAS.

Please let me know what I can do to obtain a new cup.

Thank you very much,

Desperate lab researcher